They’re living the dream.
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
i am the human version of the first piece of bread
i’d still eat you <3
Like if youre horny and want to destroy america
This guy is guardian of the galaxy
i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair